I am writing this on behalf of my elder sister, who was thoroughly offended by you today (and fueled by her raging unbalanced hormones and PMS...)
-aside from encouraging all the sisters that we were 'above' everyone else....
-aside from pretty much preaching false doctrine through the entire lesson...
-aside from you bragging about how a man followed you around your cruiseship in hopes of courting you for an entire week...
-aside from you saying 'AUUUUUHHM' with your utah accent at the rate of 9 times per every 4 1/2 minutes...
-aside from your poorly drawn on eyebrows...
-aside from being the bane of my existence and the reason singles wards are sometimes comical..
i totes was completely distracted by your 14 inch leather brown feathery earrings hanging down to your elbows. All we learned from your lesson today, was that getting the guts to try fashion experiments should not take place in the Lord's house. EVER.
bye,
-me
Monday, April 23, 2012
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I am sooo glad that didn't occur in my Relief Society ... But now it is Em's. Bahaha! :) P.s. I think the Lord's house is the temple. Sooo, church houses are His condos? :)
Hhahhahahaha the Lords condo it is!
welcome to the Davis High School class of 2007 Davis Park Ward!!!! Home of the weirdos in high school you wish you didn't have to see anymore!! and home of the relief society teachers who teach false doctrine every week! Welcome! Come one come all.
I wish I was sitting by you guys. Ha, and that is the reason why I brought my dad's iphone to church yesterday.....so I could play word games with derek during relief society. I think they had to slay an eagle to make those things......and I'm pretty sure that's illegal in the united states.
Ya... I just barely read this one for the first time. HAHAHAHAH. Forgot about that....
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