Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Dear new upstairs neighbor,

Why is it I have such bad luck with upstairs neighbors? I know not. However, I do know I'd take grizzly snoring man over you ANY DAY.

I have never felt so awkward in my life and if these NOISY nights don't stop, your brothel of a bedroom will be getting loud knocks from the floor below, mid-activity, mind you. Honey badger dont care. I'll do it. I promise, I really will if you dont keep your hanky-panky noise down!!! Thanks.

Wishing for the first time i went to BYU and Almost in tears due to sheer naive girlish terror,

Ps you just ruined my life.


Robby Spratt said...

Oh my heck! Isn't that the worst?! I had neighbors like that on my mission. It was awkward, but they were married, so I figured we couldn't really complain.


When I was a student at USU. I had a ROOMMATE that was doing that!
Can you imagine my horror when I woke in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, and got halfway down the hall when I figured out what was going on in the bedroom right next to our bathroom? I was so nervous about them hearing that I was up, that I just decided to go back to bed and wait until morning.
That was probably the worst semester of my life, as I felt like a prisoner in my own room. Finally I had enough. I checked our contract and found that that kind of behavior was not allowed, so then I told our management what was going on. It stopped...at least until the semester was almost over.
It was miserable. I hope your situation doesn't get that bad.

cole linnae said...

I WOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel Nell said...

Buy yourself some really nice noise-cancelling headphones and turn on happy music. (And then start smacking the ceiling with a very large broom!)