Thursday, February 24, 2011

Dear Little Boy in the Grocery Line,

Being obnoxious on purpose; I get it. youre 6.
....poking my butt twice in line at the check-out stand with your skinny little finger?
The only reason i didn't turn around and say something is because i'm really sure your red-neck mother would have smacked you.

Suprised, Mildly Offended and Amused,

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dear Justin Bieber,

You are ruining the world.
Your hair flip, baby faced fever is taking over every country in the WOOORRLLDD.
What will happen when you go through puberty?