Dear Relief Society Teacher,

I am writing this on behalf of my elder sister, who was thoroughly offended by you today (and fueled by her raging unbalanced hormones and PMS...)

-aside from encouraging all the sisters that we were 'above' everyone else....
-aside from pretty much preaching false doctrine through the entire lesson...
-aside from you bragging about how a man followed you around your cruiseship in hopes of courting you for an entire week...
-aside from you saying 'AUUUUUHHM' with your utah accent at the rate of 9 times per every 4 1/2 minutes...
-aside from your poorly drawn on eyebrows...
-aside from being the bane of my existence and the reason singles wards are sometimes comical..


i totes was completely distracted by your 14 inch leather brown feathery earrings hanging down to your elbows. All we learned from your lesson today, was that getting the guts to try fashion experiments should not take place in the Lord's house. EVER.


bye,
-me