Be good to me. Find me a handsome boyfriend, help me lose the saddlebags i have on my theighs from eating nutella, get me a good paying job, help me climb down from the ugly tree and get back up the pretty hill that i slid down after the 8th grade, help me not be terrified of getting married, find me a good car and a puppy. Thanks.
Peace and blessings,
-Me
P.S. i wouldn't mind if you threw in a trip to Europe. Juuuuuust sayin.
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..tell my kids to send these letters out after i die..
