Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dear Dolphins,

I have never seen you up close.
You freak me out when you give birth on Animal Planet.
However, I will be spending alot of time with you this summer.
Please keep your tiny teeth away from me, and your bottle nose an appropriate distance away from any vital organs of mine you might be tempted to take a poke at.

Sincerely,
-Me

4 comments:

Dave Lucy & Marley Gurney said...

hahahaha i'm glad I can finally comment on these now.

Did you know that lots of dolphins try to have sex with humans? Its weird but it happens... I little gem like you swimming around, your bound to get some dolphin lovin!

cole linnae said...

luce,
i just laughed out loud.
i...am..TERRIFIED!

Brooke Shoko said...

new summer plans i need to hear about???

Lauuuur. said...

hahahhahahhahahahaha. funniest post yet. hands down.