Sunday, February 21, 2010

Dear Ex-boyfriend's Fiancee,

Hey.. It was funny when you were my waitress the other day and you had no idea who i was...and little did you know, i've been facebook stalking you for quite some time now. Ha! Remember how it took him a year to wanna marry you? remember how it took him ten days to creepily tell me he wanted to marry me? HA! sweet vengeance is mine.


i really think you are adorable and am secretly happy for the both of you. but don't tell him that.