Dear TMZ and OK magazine,

Let Jon and Kate ruin their own lives. they are doing a pretty good job at it without your help, and don't need you putting it all over the magazine covers in walmart. Go focus on subjects like balloon boy or something.

And jon, you are the most immature son of a b that i've ever met. or seen. or watched in a reality television show.

sincerely,
-Me

Dear Tot-Mom,

You make me sick. I hope you stay in prison for the next 300 years.

You're not worth an ending salutation,
-Me