Dear Kanye,

No wonder you always wear those ugly shades..you are hiding the fact that YOU DON'T HAVE A SOUL. i do not know what posessed you to run up on stage at the vma's and intercept taylor swift's award and rudely inturrupt her speech..but i'm hoping it was alcohol induced or drug related. you have successfully lost your fan base of all girls ranging from age 13-19 years old. God bless beyonce for letting poor taylor finish her speech. She is pure, vuluptuous class. YOU on the other hand.. blaming your awful behavior on your mother's death? i understand you are hurt, but i don't buy it. She'd put a boot up your A for such awful behavior. Jeez. play nice Kanye, play nice.
Youre a trifling friend in deed.

Awfullest Regards,
-Me

Dear Ex,

Running into you today was quite funny. Seeing you all over your girlfriend, not so funny. Stuffing my face after and drowning myself in sorrow; funny.

Hope to never see you again,
-Me

Dear Bad-A,

If your fettish for sideways hats and sagged jean shorts didn't make me giggle enough, the smell of alcohol on your breath this morning sure did. Way to start thirsy thursday a bit early. Give your condolences to your liver for me.

Thanks for all the laughs,
-Me